L@@K WAW!!! Mega-Rare All-Star Squinty SARAH is a 149-cm tall fully functioning female with slight defect in right knee. Body movements are disarmingly realistic and she contains more LOLs than you could shake a bongo at. SARAH does not bite. SARAH is prone to bursting into song, usually theme songs from cartoons such as the Powerpuff Girls theme & Homer Simpson's Spider Pig. May randomly attempt to perform the Soulja Boy dance in crowded places. SARAH is married to Jay Chou and 3 other male celebrities, or so she'd like to think. SARAH is a good companion, shoulder to cry on, and actress in those typical teen lovewrecks. SARAH is particularly good at playing the role of Girl Who Likes Guy But Is Always Passed On For Someone Else. SARAH is worth USD 2.2mil according to HumanForSale. Would you like to purchase?Y/N